i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.
learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
HOLD ON A SECOND…
SHIT I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HYPED FOR A GAME BEFORE